So one thing that I remember about staying home from school and being sick is watching Jerry Springer and just laughing at them hillbillies oh my god that shit like Jerry Springer the people who went on Jerry Springer were advocating for mental illness and obesity and poverty like just a ratchet mess every time and it was always so entertaining now this is what happens when you let your children have TVs in their room because I know damn well my mom would not have wanted me to watch the show so young but I did