Tell me a story right here right now I'm putting you on the spot don't give me like that little red riding hood shit all right you Gotta be original make it up make it up I'm giving you like a minute to think 1 to 3

I'm gonna tell you how I got my ball stuck in toilet Okay, so boom I was about to take a shit, you know, I sit down to toilet and My boss was so like saggy It like dropped down into like the toilet and got stuck into the pipes So yeah, I got a plumber.

A story

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Once upon a time there were three pigs one pig go to steakhouse one pig with a straw house the last pig the smart are pigs little Brickhouse big bad wolf came in and blue all their houses down except the brick house because he's fucking intelligent and the other ones are dumb to the other ones ran to his house because he's a smart one and they all survived and burn dumb motherfucking bad wolf bitch

Bum bum bum, pa-dum pa-dum A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man, run and stand Hey, bum bum bum, got any grapes?

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Once upon a time there was two girls named Sierra and Lonnie. They both hated each other so they decided they wanted to fight. They fought and it turned out that none of them won the fight. It was actually their baby daddy who was the same baby daddy they both have that beat their ass. the end.

Anytime allies and she ate a little video of the church able to videotape of it my friend she's like on my back so she got her she got a girl reacting to what I did I didn't get the part where I get it so I told the teacher about it and the teacher was like she look like the Griffin so she's the one because she reacted And asked

Marcella was an average dog she went rough and rough and GIR then she ate some alphabet soup then what happened was bazaar on the way to Martha's stomach the letters loss the way they traveled through her brain and now she's got a lot to say no she speaks how now brown cow Martha speaks now she's speaking speaking speaking speaking speaks that's all I remember honestly