You're fat

You got the curves in the right places. Damn. Wait, wait. I'll take that back. What is all that stuff in the background? I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear none of your excuses. What is all this stuff in the background?

Girl you are so pretty.

W flicks W flicks And does your bathroom has carpet in it oh no I'm Trippin I'm Trippin hey I'm not tripping I said carpet I see a sink is there a secret like a bathroom mirror what the fuck is going on in the back row am I sweet

You got all the right curves and all the right places. You're exactly what I'm looking for.

Did you read today? Is your ready today?

You

Eww

Literally slaying bro you're so f***ing gorgeous

Oh, I peeped the pooch. That's what's up. We like those.