Tell me your most embarrassing moment because I'm bored and hearing about other peoples misfortunes is always fun

Okay picture of a scene it's summer 2014 I'm in Covent Garden on my own walking and I've had a Thai food the night before and I was feeling queasy and it was the beginning of a two day food poisoning embargo so I started throwing up literally in the street and it was a busy as I'm sure it was a Saturday though hundreds of people just looking vomit in my head and my cleavage I ran to the nearest bin people ask me if I was okay it was a whole spectacle I was shamed

See, I don't think I have one moment that was like the most embarrassing. Pretty much my whole life is a series of embarrassing moments.

I have many embarrassing moments this embarrassing moment is when I was at the bus stop and I need to pass summa downwind well wasn't downwind I had sharded myself that was pretty embarrassing cause I had to call somebody to come pick me up and I was like bring a towel please no questions asked