you should totally do it. like you don't even lose anything and I get to be president of the United States of America and think about it. think of all the lives that you could save. all the orphans that you could help. if you vote me so I can eradicate all twizzlers from this point of existence thank you cool about.

I'll consider it, I'll consider it. I just got to know though, are you left leaning or are you right leaning? Liberal or conservative? Because it's getting a bit too liberal for me these days, you know what I'm saying? I've got to have some stability. The world is changing way too quickly. So tell me what your policies are.

I am one of the weirdos that I'm's is obsessed with twiddlers I know they are the consistency of plastic and the taste is not something most people like but I am obsessed with them I'm also obsessed with black licorice so I'm just weird all around so I'm sorry I can't vote for you

Twizzlers are so gross. Like can you make them red vines? You know I'm here for the red vines. That's real real licorice. Okay, plastic shiny sticks aka twizzlers. That's not licorice. No

I will 100% vote for you if you get rid of all of the kid shows. Get rid of a baby shark. I don't want to hear that bullshit no more. That song was made in 2009 and I'm still hearing that bitch. Can you please, if you turn president, get rid of all the baby shorts, go to kid's shows, please. They driving me insane. Please

I don't know about you guys but she's got my fault

Yeah they're picture selfies not selling it you look like you're getting ready to cause mass genocide what are you be the next Putin or some shit bro I don't think those are the eyes of a mass murderer bro I think ****** had a more friendly stairs and that's saying something I'll vote for you

No, absolutely not.

Listen *****, get your bitch ass on my fucking page you little fucking ****. You little fucking watermelm bunch of *****s

No no I would not want you president Helen