What's your favorite dirty joke?

My girl has a great sense of fashion. Like she knows exactly how to wear your cum.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside of me.

But cheese, pup, but cheese.

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? So they won't get their nuts wet. Awww.

How can you tell that Helen Keller's family is pissed at her? They've rearranged all the furniture and left the plunger inside the toilet.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You know, tickle its balls.

None of you dumb ass Knigge so fucking funny with this fucking app fucking stupid ass bitches you you guys are not fucking funny I don't know what the fuck you guys are on but you guys are not fucking funny you guys try to be funny but you're not fucking funny you're a dumb ass