Since no one is talking about it right now, I'm gonna say we have all masturbated in a target before and if you say you didn't you're lying.

What this is exactly why I don't like Americans man you lot need to go fucking die

Who the heck is we? We the people of the United States? Who's we, your family? I would never do that. You would have to do it alone, not with people around you. That's disgusting!

Walmart's better. It's a little dirtier. Makes you feel more excited. You know what I mean?

I'm not gonna lie bro let's be real we all have done it at school or you feel me like you were just so horny class usually had to be like a I'm going to the restroom and he's beat your meat like we all did it

Look, no offence, yeah, I don't get hair when I get ya. I'm not noshing one off in Asda, bruv. Look, that's not how it works. You wait till you get home. You know what I mean? Or in the car park at least, bruv. Have some decency. There's children in that building.

On behalf of all Americans, I apologize.

So now I wanna know what I'll got you off.

And the one of my town is open 24-7 you can just stand there forever a $20 bill last you a weekend there my boy Let me tell ya.

Girl what the hell are you even talking about? We know what you've just done and we're still trying to figure out where it was. Target? Is that a shop?

Damn girl, you wild as hell! Anyways, call me.