Okay, so my roommate's gay. I'm in college and usually when I come home to my dorm after class, my night class, he's usually there. And you know, this night in particular, he wasn't there. So I'm like, okay, cool, I can get undressed and take a shower. I take a shower, get out, he's still not there. Anyways, I go to sleep. The next day, he's still not here. I still don't see him in his bed. I go take another shower, come out and he's there. But this dude comes climbing out under my bed, bro. Like he was under my bed and he was mad at me because I wasn't worried that he wasn't back like into the dorm. He's like, something bad could happen to me. Like, bro, he legit was under my bed. Saw me get undressed twice. What do I even, what do I do?

David is the way to do it late But if I was lovable and lightweight but I am used to tell me he got a little so

I'll just move to a different room, cuz that is a weird ass shit.

I will Addison's fucking weird to say please report that bitch cause I'm fucking Tasha so fucking disgusting how do you hide under my focus bad expect me to call you is if you fucker OCC you just fuck a roommate the fuck going on

Oh fuck he was trying to get an open Shorty It was bigger

Change dorms and they get that that's it that's all I weigh in flirting that's weird he wants that the digging his booty he's a dick but ass naked ass wow that's the way he saw your whole fucking Raul he saw them cheeks naked ass while I leave I'll pack my shit and go

He's in love with you

No he's weird I want to listen to the whole story I'm too impatient but like that's weird bro your roommate is weird like get that dude owl

Bro forget about moving to like different rooms bro I would just leave the school Rolla dude is creepy if I ever encountered a girl like that I swear to God I would cry Oh that's so weird

Hit him. Hit him, shake him face.