I've re-listened to this quite a few times mate and I can't understand what the fuck you're saying.

I apologize kind sir, I wanted to say that I would shank a random **** in the street. I hope that clarifies any questions you have.

You are well...............

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Why do you sound like a narrator for the YouTube channel called Chills?

You do not want to talk to your sleep paralysis demon. If your sleep paralysis demon tries to talk to you, don't respond. If you do, he will tell you the untold secrets of the universe.

How are you going to respond if you're paralysed?

That's quite sad.

What the fuck is wrong with him? Ay bro, he said I... You know I can attack NATO if I want to. Ay bro, what? What is his problem? He's a weirdo, he's a custer. Ah, smank the shit out, boy.

Um... Hey buddy, are you okay?

If a full on nuclear war starts, it's better to die on very soon than having to live in a nuclear fucking wasteland.

yeah I hate to say this our Japanese friends agree on this one

I'm so okay that I realized that I'm not trying to do this. I don't want to go through this ordeal, so let me just go ahead and take the easy way out.

Five hours? Five hours ain't a shit amount of time. Like, you can't build anything, you can't- If you're trying to evacuate somewhere, traffic's gonna probably be more than five hours. Stores are all gonna be out of shit in five hours.

In five hours?

Um... Are you alright, bro? Are you alright?