Okay, what's scarier? The most intense psychological thriller you've ever seen where you try to go to bed for the next month and every time your foot slips over the edge of the bed you like wake up in one of those nightmares like you're falling? Or what's actually happening in the news right now?

Well horror movies are not scary. They're just movies. I've never been scared by a movie. But real life is terrifying. So this is a difficult decision.

What is IRL? Is real life scarier? What the fuck are you talking about? A person is chasing down with a fucking knife? Are you asking me if the movie is scarier? What?