This is my fat fucking whore of a cat her name is potato she's two years old her birthday was yesterday I'm so proud of her someone played her happy birthday on a slide whistle and I've been feeding for different variations of seeing my cat happy birthday ever cents I just I really wanna go out for her I couldn't afford anything other than her little party hat so hopefully hopefully I can get people to sing her happy birthday I think that would make her day

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to potato happy birthday to you