It's me and my boy Johnny Johnny Parkington you know we were always chopping it up I'm always cooking him and I always cook them like bacon All right but what's the hardest that you've ever left with your BFF

Both sounds

Your mom so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time

Saw my screen when I was in fifth grade my best friend she fell down the stairs and me and her cannot stop laughing but I was trying to go and I have a laugh that hard so in so long damn Shut up

Yeah, it kind of look like...

Yeah I'm starting to believe that this John poor guy is literally haunting me every summertime I'm in the hole in the dark like I'm going to use the bathroom I'll look around to see if John pork is here like no like John port I'm scared of his die

I remember, uh, what the f- What the fuck?

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Stop laughing hand I wanna Lotta laughs up laughing stop

Shut up.

I'm tending to cooking