I let's be real here are you fucking with the big red boots by Mr. of the Astro boy boots the big red ones you know

No no no don't just look stupid asshole why would I want to walk around looking like big bird why like why I just don't get it I don't understand

No definitely not they look horrible I would not be wearing them round they're just horrible

Fuck yeah, you get all the fucking shorties! With those fucking shoes you'll be like, oh my god! Like, your feet will be fucking sweaty and warm. Like those shit look fucking swag