What would you do if a crackhead challenge to do a sword fight at 3 AM outside the fucking 7-Eleven and he didn't have a sword and he said you have to find your own weapon in the next 10 seconds or he's killing you what would you do

I don't need a weapon. I just want to fight a crackhead to be honest.

Grab a Glock 45 and challenge him to a gun fight and then, fool for bringing sword to a gun fight

Listen all you need to do in the situation is going to the 7-Eleven grab a breadstick or really anything shove it up his ass hole trust me trust me on

I pull the coke out of my pocket. I say, we doing this? We taking a bump first to get warm and ready. I let him take the first bump. Those who know, that she got 10 times recommended dose of fentanyl in it. them on the spot.

I am probably call please I don't know

All I Gotta do is give him more crack and he's done and I'm out and I'm going to bed because it's fucking 3 AM

I'd use a sticker at Takedo, whichever one I find first.

Told the whole fucking story him

I thought you meant some other kind of sword fight dude.