Donatello baby, there are plenty of monikers that I may hold on to that you could challenge me on backwards and forwards But there's one title that you could never tap dance on even if you had the graceful elegance of Shirley Temple And that is the title of father of the award shows for here in the state of New York

I rebuke you for rebuke in the price of my admission to go see my queen didn't you know that the second coming of Christ would come in the form of Beyonce it's in Leviticus

Okay, um, hell no. And I'm in Houston, goddamn Jose. I'm not fucking getting a Beyoncé Tickets. Call me fucking poor, as you said on the fucking Instagram. I'm a poor bitch. I don't have Beyoncé Tickets.

See, see we got a problem because if you're in Houston and you still didn't get your ticket, that's a big problem. We're going to have a meeting about this tonight to see if you can maintain your seat within the beehive.

Why you gotta be so poor? Why you gotta always be down there on the floor? Why you gotta have no money?