Phillip, can you like change your smoke alarm? Eugh... Ignore that.

Like I've always said, let them koalas burn. Let them burn like the toast you burned in the toaster. Let them burn the popcorn and the microwave. Let them burn! BRRR.

I already know about to beat some bullshit when I heard this smoking alarm go off.

You say you'll do what in the way that you're what through? Oh hell nah man

Why are you whispering pick up God

Replace the goddamn batteries inside the damn fucking thing right now I don't want to hear a peep in the back of your voice message

He say in 21 Jump Street

See this is fucking crazy like

Yo same

That is wild but I agree

Hello

That made my day. Thank you so much for saying that. That was so fucking great.

You're absolutely welcome anytime.

for real like that seahorse is so fine like

What's up with everyone on this app act like crack attic's

I'm fucking criminally insane bro, I should be locked up. Bye.

Shut up!

the message that seahorse, but give it a baby.

This right here is the most accurate post I've seen yet

Alright, well we know you like her, so I still don't have to say it 15 million times, you get it?

How do you solve him and shut the fucking fuck up bitch

Um, how about, no?

Bro, just like ignore them. If you like hairstyles, you like hairstyles.

Seriesurun

Harry Styles.

OK white girl calm down calm down

Lesbian ass bitch

Talking about white girl bitch, I know you like fucking 1% black or some shit like that and then you don't call yourself white.

Nope, fully white. Sorry.

I've got a second to me. Don't. Aye.

OOO Senate Steven tengo ratos como que ve.

Zendaya, Zendaya, Zendaya! Now, how about you shut up and get these Zendaya nuts in your ma-

Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah. That woman right there?

Which, yeah, I don't know what you know is like a confirmation of like what was actually gonna transpire. Like I'm genuinely curious now.

OK so the two years after I said no that that meant that yeah that yeah that woman's that woman's fire you knows she's beautiful

He's on fire will set her out you know did you get that she's gonna die like she's literally getting this figured as we speak put the fire out like what are you doing like scramble I got new legs go ghost dog

organizations

Not because for real.

Oh yeah, then there, that's a good one. That's Spider-Man girlfriend.

I second that.

Yeah, Nailie, so far, more!

I'm shaking that.

Shut the fuck up you some words are the moon

Well, they don't call me Ray Tarded for nothing.