I have news for you, my man.

My embarrassing moment is when I had my first period of the age of 11 years old. And my stomach started hurting, then I started crying because how painful it is. First, I thought I was pregnant with God's child.

You thought you were pregnant with whose child? Yeah, no, no, no, no. That's weird.

And then another time when I was in second grade, I started playing with my pussy. Like I started masturbating and I turn around and this dude is staring straight at me.

You are very wild like second grade, bro

Nah, that's cap, because everybody knows girls don't watch porn.

I'm gonna need you to delete this right now. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and get off. Uh-oh.

You started playing with your what?

Gary know damn well that she do not fucking do that shit That's Loki weirdest fuck, in second grade? How did you even know what masturbation is?

Nah man, I've been fucked by a horse and I'd probably do it again. Like that was so cool.

Wait, you do know that you're weird, right? You do know that, right? You're messed up. Like, messed up.

No, I'm not I'm not messed up. I'm Sarah

You're not messed up. No, you're not. It's just weird as fuck. But I like your vibe. Like, you're fun. You different. Yeah.

You're not funny my guy. You're fucked up. You need therapy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Now why would you put yourself in that position? You did this to yourself, bruh.

Oh, you wild and like... Ha ha ha! Oh, y'all crazy.

You're acting like you got caught doing that