Since Americans want to try and do really bad British accents Brits let's give them our American accent

Oh my God like so totally fucking really annoyed right now like Brittany went and stole my last bagel from the fridge and I'm just so totally not gonna get over it I'm so pissed off right now

Oh my god you don't know Chad Hogan. He's having a party tonight because it's spring break. He didn't pass his SATs so it's gonna be so lit. We're gonna get on it as you Scottish people say it. Scottish.