Hello there, I'm not going to take too long on this but do your best British accent. I think I'm pretty good at it. It really depends on the day if I want to put all the effort into it or not but I feel like right now it's kind of iffy but it's like 12 o'clock so it's midnight so I'm kind of like not in the mood to do it you feel me okay

Hey I've got school

No one cares about your mom you fucking Twatt

Water loves water, not abo-o-o-o, no we pronounce our T's. I'm not even British. I'm from New York. Oh yeah.

You can't just fucking do that. I mean like, oh my god, my British accent is so good. It actually fucking sucks, yeah? Yeah. That was my British accent. Please read it. hate the Brits.

Who left all this rubbish of us is disgusting so punishment someone must attend to this rubbish at once

Hey I am trying to find the clitoris right now can someone help me some good Lord help me

Yeah, you're literally getting fucking blocky little fucking day

Do you best fucking British accent you stupid Skylander wagon piece of shit hu

Pull up some team fish and chips mate way that's not British that I think that's Australian I wanna leave a dragon Would you like to go down to the parlor and get a

And hand your items, Scallywag. Hand over the platoons. Pippitrio. Can have some water. Wow