Hello there, I'm not going to take too long on this but do your best British accent. I think I'm pretty good at it. It really depends on the day if I want to put all the effort into it or not but I feel like right now it's kind of iffy but it's like 12 o'clock so it's midnight so I'm kind of like not in the mood to do it you feel me okay

Pop your pussy and shake some ass for the end of the year cold sale.

Hello love, I love beans and toast mate, I'm gonna go down to the pub and get some chips and rice.

Yo anyone's justice Mamma Mia suck your dead great Nan's dad batty crease rude boy

A bottle of water, shut the fuck up. We do not say a bottle of water, it's a bottle of water. Alright? Alright?

As somebody from the UK I listen to all of these remise Ashley beaded do you actually think that the anything is I me too I should be offended but it is what it is

Well finally enough I actually am British so that should be absolutely incredibly easy for me

Or I'll tell you what you little fog.