You wake up from a dream and you are suddenly at Hogwarts what is the first thing that you were going to do

I am going to go find food because the goddamn fish they be having

I like the person above who said the food, but I want to get a broom. I want to fly over the quidditch pitch I'm a huge Harry Potter fan like Die hard. So give me a broom, let me fly over a quidditch pitch, And then we'll take a look.

Give me a wand, let me start zapping, motherfuckers. Come on, let me enjoy the magic. Come on.

First thing I will do is go explore Hogwarts and then go fly out broom.

I'm gonna explore and I'm trying to make me some friends.

I'd probably go smoke weed with the Hufflepuffs.

Oh I'm gonna go find Draco Malfoy because like he was always been all my life in the Harry Potter series and I'm discovering myself so I wouldn't want to be friends with Draco I don't know why but that's just me

I'm a practice Wingardium Leviosa! on my penis and then when I get it right I'm a walk around the entire campus with it with it out

So for me personally, what I'm going to do is that I'm going to learn everything about Hogwarts, everything. I don't care, I'm not going to leave anything. For me personally, Hogwarts might. Might.

I'm gonna lie to you, I'm trying to get lit with the one, boom, let off a little spell, a little expector patrol, that's after that get lit, whizz around on the broom, you know I'm saying fly around the whole place, two dillahogwarts.