Okay, so I was in the bathroom right? I was just taking a usual morning dump because I had a burrito yesterday and it did not go well. Anyways, so what happened was I sat down on the toilet and I literally like sat down on the toilet. Like I Started pooping obviously and it was these massive chunks. Oh my god. It was like the best shit of my life And then the water hit my bum My bum started jiggling. Oh my god, how do I feel it? Oh my god, oh my god, it's so hot Oh my god, fuck yeah Yeah Oh, the police!