Boom, zombie invasion just started. What are you grabbing to fight off all these crazy zombies?

I'll grab a Reagan pack a punch 10 times my friend

Alright, first thing I do, get up, grab the Glock, aim it in my head, cause ain't no fucking way I'm surviving in a zombie apocalypse Monday.

First and I do right go to the kitchen grab my grandma uterus be human babe you know throughout the front door run away with her eating her guts and went to the nearest liquor store grab some chips in the eating a bag of Baci

Probably some type of makeshift mace.

Easy think I'll get myself a nice Glock 17 and I'm shooting myself in the fucking head there's no way I'm surviving through that shit

First thing I'm doing I'm stealing nuclear codes I'm a find them and launch nukes everywhere

But it takes no skill to use and if I did anything come through with nails and stuff but if I didn't choose about it probably go with some kind of a knife or an ax never use a sword

I would use him A Japanese katana because why not

My first pick would definitely be Katana.

My my weapon of choice would probably be like I'm just a really strong man What? Because I would not be able to fight the zombies for the life of me