Embarrassing story alert I was stressed at target and I accidentally shit myself while and the checkout line has this happening to anyone else

um basically like long story short I shit myself in fourth grade

I like cheeseburgers

I am granny Gertrude's I just took a diabolical shit in my pants right now

I thought my dad was my boyfriend so I gave him a little lipstick and asked if he wanted to get messy.

Damn, all I'm just gonna say is that shit is lit around there, no cap, jit.