Embarrassing story alert I was stressed at target and I accidentally shit myself while and the checkout line has this happening to anyone else

Oh my god so basically for me we're happy This one's my pants You know with the way Elmo

Sin... Sin said he wasn't ready for ya mmmm Angels like you

No, dude, I'm sorry about that like not gonna lie So I'm like you got like dick in your mouth Like shit like boom. That's fucking crazy dog. Shitting yourself is way off the damn...

Yeah, happened to me at the local Pigly Wiggly. What could I say shit happens?

He's trying to hear my life story in 15 seconds, so it started when

You mean life alert? I know right?

Oh yeah, so one time what happened was...

How many years have you been smoking? trying to assume but like I am trying to assume.