Let me tell y'all about the time About how I fucked all of my best friends Like major boyfriends in under two minutes It's justified, please listen So, me and this guy, we didn't start off as friends We were actually like talking This was like senior year high school We started talking, we hit it off And then I slowly started to realize He was like this some type of whore or whatever So I like let it go Like it was like a big thing Because I was still young It was hard, whatever, boohoo Anyway, fast forward we became friends for like a little while and then we became best friends for like at least two three years so it was pretty decent the whole time except for this one particular incidence so because he was a major whore he would have a different guy over all the time time by time he was never fucking him and girl i'm not dumb deaf or delusional you a ***** here ***** bitch pussies was being bumped so he'll bring a guy over but get this he will say oh i'm about to have this friend over could you go in the room he would say oh i'm about to have this friend come over could you like like not talk to him so much and could you as a good samaritan as a great person and a great people pleaser i'm no longer trying to be these days i was like yeah sure like totally like i can totally do that for you absolutely but in the same breath of doing that as i was not like talking to him and stuff like that these people be like who is he what is he like where's like they just so invested me because i'm a bad bitch and he would just try to throw me under the brass every single time so after really the first time you only get everybody gets one like spider-man say a bitch after the first time bitch the second time i fucked this ***** second the third time i fucked that ***** the fourth time i fucked that ***** so every guy that he was with like majorly like they were boyfriends together i will fuck then he tried to eat me up on tiktok the other day not too long ago and i had to just straight up tell him like girl you wanna fuck all your man boyfriends like the *****s that you cried about all i I fucked all of them. It's like, how could you do that to me, girl? Fuck you.