a pub and asks the barman for three pints and the barman is a bit confused but gives them the three pints the guy brings the pints over to his booth and drinks them one after another then quietly leaves without saying a word the next day he does the same power grab, he asks for three pints and brings him over to his booth and drinks them one after one he does this for a couple of weeks and then the barman finally asked why do you do this and he says well uh I usually go out drinking with my brothers but they've moved away and we can't really do it anymore so every time we just have three beers to commemorate the time we spent together in the past right so he's like all right right that's fine and the guy goes in the next day and says three beers please and the guy the barman posed me three pints so fine then the next day the guy only asked for two pints and the barman says oh and then the next day he goes in and says I'm sorry the barman says I'm sorry for your loss and says what are you talking about and then the barman's like oh oh well, we all just assumed that something's happened to your brother. He's like, oh, well, pints are full of lint and I gave up drinking so nothing's happened.

Ahoy, Liam, Scottish boy, you hear the joke about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald, get it?