This is some weird-ass shit, bruh. I don't know if this is reverse psychology or not, but why would you even type this out and put this on the internet, bro? I mean, you're lucky to have an anonymous feature on here. Because this is lame as fuck, this is stupid as fuck. I mean, I can't even believe that you would genuinely want to put this shit up on your public profile because it is dumb, it's weird. I don't know what fetish this is, but get the fuck out of here with it.

Okay, so this is a weird post, I don't really get it, but um, I'm glad you're a normal person, whatever that means, um, and, I'm glad that you're not a child of the devil, if he even exists, but yeah, congrats!