Folks, I'm here to tell you that the Grand Ole Opry has sinned. That's right, folks. They still use Hank Williams' likenesses to this day, after he was kicked down over probably 65 years ago. Hank's likeness is still being used to sell tickets for the place and all that stuff. Not that it matters anymore, because that place, I mean, with everything there is, everything's a revolution these days. But, uh, the Opry has sinned, ladies and gentlemen. And like my friend, Mr. Bandana spent the rest of his life trying to get a petition to reinstate Hank to the Grand Ole Opry. I don't think it fucking matters, man, because Hank doesn't need it. They need him. Amen.