No I don't do this but yeah

Yeah and I am in no it be a new telephone is out

I can't lie, I do, but that's because I'm very blind and I keep forgetting to wear my glasses.

Nah.

I mean, I guess so. It kind of teleports from my hand to my anus, so I don't know.

Well I mean my phone if I don't have a side pocket it's going to be my back pocket and if I sit down then if my phone's in my back pocket I'm gonna sit on it so all the time but it's not an accident

I feel like you're going to have to be like on another level of retardation like to do this shit but it happens once in a while but if it's happening on multiple occasions that he's got a question of life and why are you still existing without pooping in my mouth and shit

Oh yeah.

No, I've never sat on my phone. I keep it in my front pocket

Tch. Ugh. All the time. All the fucking time.