You need a hug. You need a hug. You need a H-U-G-G. Yeah, you need a H-U-G-G.

I don't have any women in my life.

Why are you so butt-hurtin' angry? Sounds like you haven't been laid in years, man! Yeah, no shit, all apps did it. You're welcome for me telling you, ya fuckin' asshole! Man, go pet an animal or something. Go give yourself a hug. Why are you so angry? God, what a douchebag!

oh yeah he needs a real big hug he angry he big he mad he real mad he big mad yeah man it's so sad when you see somebody like that that's just so full of anger and rage because their mommy didn't love them oh it just hurts my heart poor little asshole

Well, from your initial asshole comment, you made it blatantly clear that you don't have any women in your life, right? But you know, lead with love, dude. I don't know who you are, but here's a tip. Just try not being a douchebag, you know? It'll work out better for you in the long run.

I'm not angry, I'm just stating the obvious, that you're stupid as fuck for telling us things that we already know. I mean, you're on the app too, so why the fuck do you care? What are they gonna see in my search history? Some porn, a video game tutorial, and women's magazine. I'm so scared of them seeing that. Oh, they're gonna track my data. Oh no, it's not like every other company on this fucking planet is doing that already. But I'm the asshole, right, for just stating the obvious.

Yes, I was joking, but, you know, you wouldn't fucking know, because your dumb ass is too busy wearing a tinfoil hat, afraid of 5G, and thinking the Earth is fucking flat. You're gonna love it when the eclipse comes, and you see how real round the Earth is, but, you know, what do I know, right? You know, I have win-win in my life, I was just trying to fucking mock her.

That's a real weird way to fuckin' joke, dude, but, you know, fuckin' Generation Z, they don't know, they have no social skills, so they don't know how, you know, they don't know that you're supposed to have interaction with somebody before you just come with hardcore sarcasm and calling names, otherwise people might not know you're joking, you fuckin' moron!

Well, it's funny that you insinuate that you know why I posted it. No shit everybody tracks this. I just thought it was interesting that Stereo is tracking way more than any other app that I have. So I thought I would share that information. Did I think I was providing a revelation? No, I didn't. But hey, if you want to debate any topic under the sun, let me know and I will absolutely fucking school you, you fucking moron.

You're a 35-year-old fuckin' man, probably with a dumbass-lookin' beard and bald. You probably snort crack every day, I don't know, I mean, you know, but that's your generation, right? That's what you guys like to do, so why should I fuckin' judge? But, you know, you're out here arguing with an 18-year-old adult, by the way, and a bunch of fucking kids because you have nothing else to do with your life. But, you know, remember, I'm the fuckin' moron, right?

No, I'm not dumb, thanks for asking, but you sound like a fuckin' idiot!

Uh, I think it's past your bedtime there, little boy. Why don't you go talk to your mother?