Listen, listen, you need to listen. Pooping is just the body eating but opposite.

I have to believe that then I lose nutrients when I poop. Am I putting my health at risk when I poop? I need to ask my doctor whether or not it's safe for me to poop. If I have eye deficiency, should I still be allowed to poop? Please email me.

Did you realize how fucking stupid you said that?

Thank you I just wanna let you know that it's not a big shit it's more like in segments and it's small so it's like a two minute break then like segments a little shit let's come out so basically yeah

Oh my bad, but thanks and still have fun taking little pebbles

It's okay. Thank you though. It's nice to see that people care about my shit-taking skills. I appreciate it, really.

You're welcome.

How do you even have skills on taking a shit?

Well, it's about, you know, like how much time you take taking a shit. Usually I go in without my phone, but in that case it took me longer because I did go in my phone. Best thing they do is just like try to poop as much as possible in a smaller time frame, you know?

That is a very great strategy. Let me take notes real quick.

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What about Zikilo? What are you talking about?

Oh, you don't know about Tequila? Well, let me just... Hold on. Hmm Z構다 Tequila!

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When I was a kid, I used to believe babies were made by the man peeing inside the woman. So I was like afraid to pee in the toilet for most of my life because I assumed that I would get the toilet pregnant

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Uh, you shouldn't hold in your shit. I don't think that's necessarily healthy. If you have to poop, poop, you know? Like, don't, don't let the confines of society determine whether you are gonna poop or not. You know, poop outside, poop inside, poop anywhere.

I'd like to inform you but I just took a big fat shit so I'm done as we were but I I take it yeah

Good job. Good job. Yeah, that's a W right there. If I do say so myself shit in every day and shit.

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Oh so I agree I like taking shits in the dark too I had to conquer my fear I had to build up their resilience you know or else I won't be the shitter I am

Number one who's the baby in the bag number two I don't understand a single thing you're saying number three I understand everything now I'm questioning if like language exist number four I feel good

I am the baby in the back how's it going there I'm so glad that you're poopy with iPhone 6s

Actually, I really enjoyed the poop. It felt really good coming out of me. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna stop. Oh, thank you. This shit was really good, by the way.

No that is so good I'm so glad you went to the pool because it's not a lot of people that can enjoy their poops

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Um, no, but thank you for asking first. At least you didn't, like, eat it without permission. Thank you. Uh, but no, no. Can't eat my shit.