Y'all are asking some pretty mad questions so I'm going to ask what really matters would you rather and I'm talking this happens every day of the week you survive whatever though the event is and you survive near death and it happens every week for the rest of your life would you rather survive an attack from a bear and we're talking man eating grizzly bear I'm talking hungry mama bear man eating thousand pound killer back right like straight up man killer beer or man with two machetes and I'm talking six for Nick not my fucking he's built like Shaquille O'Neal and for some odd reason has semi-decent expertise with the two machetes in the sand He got a couple of bodies water