Drop your best dark humor jokes I'm trying to laugh Marita

Dark humor is kind of like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

How many Chinese people doesn't take to make a white baby? None, because two wongs don't make a wight.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because they have no one to call daddy.

Who's the fastest reader in the world? The 9-11 victims, they went through 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Then something just snapped something inside of me I can be a parody!

OK so there's this monastery an orphanage in one night they both catch on fire so the priest and the monk run out of the orphanage screaming and the monk turns around the priest and says wait what about the children and the priest says fuck the children in the Hmong says do we have time

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong sock on today.

Why is it that when you donate a kidney people seem to love you and that? But when you donate five kidneys people just call the police, it's crazy. It's the world world.

When I was a kid my dad used to beat my mom every night he's pretty God God please make my dad hit my mom so hard she becomes autistic so I'm noticing people get mad they have superstrength

Position the plane at the towers now!