Drop your best dark humor jokes I'm trying to laugh Marita

Alright, I got one. What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

A son asked his dad with dark humor is his dad respond with see that black man over there wave at him the sun has no arms

OK what has 50 legs and can't walk it's 25 disabled kids

I got a sharpie and drew on the emo kids arm and told him to go play fruit ninja home

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.

I'm black.

I'm Count Joculus, so I'm finna eat that shit up on your period.

Why is the tower piece a leading? Because it had better reflexes than the twin towers.

Do you want to know how to make abortion more enjoyable flush the fetus down the toilet while playing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song I promise you a fucking blast

Do you know what a gun and come have in common they can be both shot between your eyes