OK and you know how you think that you're gonna have like a little fart come out I have like a long fart and smell back in everybody's back to me and the teacher was like are you dying

Me and my mom right we went to go get some Chinese food love all right we still walking around to look for like a suitcase at my stomach saw her but I didn't tell my mother I need to go to the restroom right out of the six room by the way

So this happened a month after I started to play guitar And then I was like hoping I will do it great but then I show it to this girl and then I I messed up everything.

I'm not even gonna cap. I have a lot of them bitches, but I can't remember none. So yeah

When I was a kid I asked my neighbor if her kids were her grandkids. I don't know why I thought that but she thought I called her old and I was really embarrassed. I was like 10 years old though, I didn't know.

When I was younger I was on a basketball team and like I was bringing on the corner the phone completely explaining in both asking for everybody

I was in class and teacher asked what is four times four. I raised my hand up confidently and I replied eight.

So one time I liked this boy in my class and he called me ugly in front of everybody. and I had to laugh about it because it was embarrassing and I didn't want to cry.

I shit it in myself at school.

Every time my mom yell at me in public, like girl come on now you see people alright you're just gonna do me dirty like come on you want to do this in the house.