I can't lie, I'm a little disappointed to see this as a secret from a friend. The first part was a little funny about the cloud blown from a crack pipe, right on for that, that was pretty funny, but the overall message of this message is just really kind of fucked up. It doesn't matter what Dreamy, you know, puts pictures up of different people, it doesn't matter. We all know what Dreamy looks like, and she is a beautiful big girl.

Why was this so funny? You know what Dreamy also dreams about? She dreams about every guy loving her and nurturing her and giving her the love she never got as a child because she's a pick me and she does everything for the validation of men except lose weight.