Did you do anything for St. Patrick's Day? Did you wear green? I totally forgot.

Bro what the fuck I completely forgot about this shit Like what the fuck

St. Patrick's Day? Really? I had no idea

I pooped rainbows.

I cried myself to sleep.

I wear green every day because of my eyes.

I honestly just drank till I passed out and then after that I remember they were seeing Patrick's date

How come leprechauns laugh when they run through the forest Because the grass tickles her balls

No, I didn't do anything for St. Patrick's Day because I'm a racist and I hate Irish people.

Yo, Kia Mairis. So like, I need someone to send me titties.

Bro who the fuck is Saint Patrick what the fuck