What I value most in a friendship is someone who can rock with me no matter who we're in front of. No matter what I did. Say I did fuck up. Say it wasn't my fault. Say I was out of pocket in any situation. Have my back while we're there. Feel free to bitch me out in the car. Feel free to tell me about myself in the car on the way home. Feel free to keep it real with me and check me then. While we in front of everybody, bitch, we are a united front. That's what I need. That's what I want. That's what I value the most.

Well, what I value the most is good-smelling feet and breath. Yes, Lord. Good-smelling feet and breath, man, because it speaks for itself right there. I mean, if you're stanky, you're a demon. If you're stank, you're a motherfuckin' demon. If you smell like sulfur and you got little creatures crawling in your hair, you're stank, you're a demon.