Honestly, I thank King Kai for everything, for real, you know, he's the reason I'm who I am, you know, my real inspiration, my, my everything, for real.

Guys! Guys! Help me! This guy has me locked in his basement! Oh god, I hear him coming! Ahh! Someone help me!

Damn, ***** ugly as hell, trying to talk about me, that's crazy, ***** you ugly as fuck, what the fuck, fuck, I'm always eating these hoes up, bitch you're not, you ugly as fuck