If Hot Cheetos is not your favorite snack, you ain't it.

If Hot Cheetos your favorite snack you live next to a liquor store and a 99 cent store. *****, we competing. Facts one.

If you eat poisonous non-food snack items, you ain't it.

I feel like Hot Cheetos is the it snack for anyone in grade school and a young adult. I'm just saying it. I'm just saying. I don't see no adults my age eating no Hot Cheetos. I think that's the youngin' thing.

Who the hell are you to judge other people? Eat your goddamn Cheetos, shut the fuck up already!

Well, I ain't it because it ain't my favorite, so it is what it is, and that's it.

It's just like, yeah, man, I don't even fuck with bro. Why you don't fuck with bro, cuz? Cuz he don't eat Cheetos. Huh? Yeah, he don't eat Cheetos. He don't eat the hot kind. Wait, that's... Are you fucking with me right now? Nah, man. He don't eat the Cheetos, man. He don't fuck with the Cheetos. Huh?

and they done proved that this shit breaks your cells down at the molecular level because of all that red dot in it you dumb bitch nah that's real talk though for real that should break your cells down at the molecular level all that red shit that motherfuckers be eating you better look into it

If you can afford those nails, you can afford a bag of roasted pistachios or, you know, any other adult food.

You can keep that cancer for yourself, that cancer for yourself, ay, that cancer for yourself. You can keep that cancer for yourself, cause I don't want it. Bye bye!