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Yo, that's hilarious you always got that one friend that just Give you too much detail Or they embellish the fucking story be like yeah a quarter You know the fucking fish is two inches meanwhile. They're talking about is three feet long and shit. Yo, that's hilarious
Always shout out to the friends who exaggerate because you know what they could become the next future storyteller In what exaggerations they might be able to have a narrative flow that might be able to change many people's lives
****** is always putting something on their daddy, their mama, their grandmama, on somebody's soul. And that has always been a key sign to me that a motherfucker is lying. As soon as they say, I put that on my *****, you're lying. You're lying. And it's a good story though. Shit was very entertaining. I still would have entertained it. It was funny. But *****, you're lying.
Hey, you know what it is, Grits? I always learn, man. If a motherfucking need a cosigner for his story, his credit is fucked up. People with good credit don't need cosigners, Grits. You feel me?
Actuals and factuals, you know what, you are absolutely right, I never even thought about it like that, but you are 100% right, if somebody got a cosign, then that means that your credit history, your history being credible is shot. You know what, you so right, I never thought about it like that.
Yeah, I know what you mean. And you know what? They probably say right back to you. They're probably like, if I'm lying, I'm flying. Or if I'm lying, I'm dying. I know exactly what you're talking about.
They the best though, because they got so much vividry in their ratchetsicity when they tell their stories that I just pick something and I'm like, oh yeah, I remember finding ourselves. Y'all remember when we went to Cancun last year? And then we just roll on to the next topic. That's when you know you really got a friend who does this. Shudder. Shudder out. Boop.