oh my goodness have you ever been pecked in the knee by a goose like these things hurt like these birds are so freaking mean they're vicious

Oh my god, Dr. Diamond, this is the cutest thing ever. Look at that cute little baby tiger. I want to take him home.

He was like, hey, hey, hey, bitch, chill. With your wings bent down, with your little fucking tongue hanging out. Hey, I just got here, all right? My daddy, my daddy'll fuck your ass up and eat you, bitch. Get your... I don't know what they're saying. But it was super cute.