It says it's 87 degrees outside. I'm telling you it's 87 degrees inside. I turned on the damn air conditioning. I don't know what else I'm supposed to do anymore. I've put water on my body and let it evaporate. I'm sucking on ice cubes. I'm so fucking tired of it being hot. My body doesn't regulate temperature well. And besides that, I can't sleep when it's hot outside. And of course, my room is at the front of the house where all the sunlight comes in. Ain't I a fancy bitch?

You probably need to turn on a dehumidifier, and if you have any bathroom fans that can help suck the air out through the ceiling, turn those on as well. Cold shower would also be a good idea to help your body cool down a bit. Let's set your A.C. to like 6 degrees or lower if you can.

Oh, and close any shades and curtains that you have to help reduce the amount of heat coming in through the windows.