You would have four eggs because you cracked two, you cooked two, and you ate two. You cooked...no, you cracked, you cooked, and you ate those same two eggs, so you would have four left.

you got four eggs left let me tell you why because you cracked two and you cooked two so that means that those two that you cracked and cooked are the ones that you ate easy as fuck like literally i don't know how i get two like how the fuck do you get two from

Two! I mean, you have four. You have four because you only used two eggs because you cracked them. You cooked them and then you ate them. So you have four! Maybe. I hope so.

it's hard to explain but like if you have six eggs you take away two because you cracked two and then you cook them and then you ate them you have four left because you ate the eggs which you cracked if that makes sense i don't know if it makes any sense

See that? I'll make this make sense. So if you crack two eggs, you're basically cooking those two eggs, and then you're eating the two eggs. So basically, there's four eggs left! Ha ha ha!