Yo I want to roast this dude but I'm afraid that if I roast him I'm gonna end up on a missing persons list or on the side of a dumpster in a garbage bag

Yo, this ***** look like a emo Jeffrey Dahmer.

*****, what the fuck is that, bro? ***** looks like a rapist pedophile, bro. This ***** looks like he goes to the park just to give kids candy, bro. I don't know, this *****, I don't know. This *****'s just creepy, bro. This ***** looks gay, bro. This *****'s Indian Jeffrey Domo.

I'm not even gonna lie, like, you're not even that bad, just please get rid of that fucking facial hair, like, I don't know what the fuck you, like, thought in your head when you decided to grow it out, but, like, take those thoughts, throw them in the trash, because what the fuck even is that?

why do you look like jeffy donner long lost twin brother

Oh yeah you're not funny Amira. Amira, whatever your stupid name is, you're not funny. Keep to yourself next time.

You look like my plug and my plug looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.