I'm not gonna lie, bro, your eyes are drooping to the side a bit. Kind of like your face is melting or something, bro. You know, your eyebrows kind of look like the Brooklyn Bridge. It's alright, bro. It's like put a bit of makeup on, you know? Which, brush it off.

Why are your eyes receding? Your lips are so tiny and your eyebrows arch more than your back What the fuck It's kind of getting basic white girl but like white girl trying to be like Mexican but like Mexican trying to be like white but like Mexican white girl like you know, but it's okay. Your hair's cute. Just the curls are kind of falling your eyes

Okay, but I can't lie, you're actually really pretty. Where'd you get your top from?

Gang, you might have to tip your head the other way. You look like your face is kind of melting.

Hey, what's up? What's up?

You look like Sid the Sloth. For real. Hello Sid the Sloth.

Her eyebrows are so high they look like the climax of a story.