Hey, come home the kids miss you.

come home right now our 10 stuffed animal children miss you okay you need to bring home the milk you've been out there for god knows how long

Oh my god. Hi!

um hey alexa play

You remind me of that one friend we all had in elementary school that we had the fattest crush on. That was like the goofiest person. But, no, you're cute.

Y'all getting a little too close to my man. I keep a baseball bat on me at all times, so don't play with me.

I give you a solid 9.5.

You fine as fuck.