I like black balls.

You need some lotion, put that champagne down and go get some new socks you little dirty assy boy

Do you need some lotion because I got extra lotion at my house so just like just like call me text me or something if you ever need lotion because I got extra big bottles of lotion for you.

I know that's hair. That hair is tremendously disgusting. And how it's all over your legs.

Oh, what? You bored? Get off this app and start lotioning your legs. Like, the ash is accumulating. It's looking like powder. You need lotion right now. And shave your legs while you wet it. In fact, I think some of that powder or some of your ash has gone to your cup of red wine. Now it's kind of looking like pink wine, you know?

Bro, I could go to Walmart and buy you some lotion for like $3. Just tell me, bro. It's... it's nothing to be ashamed of. Just... just tell me, bro. I'll go get you some lotion. Don't even... don't even sweat it! But put them crusty-ass... fucking... musty-ass legs away! Don't nobody want to see that! We don't care if you're bored. Put... put them fucking baby powder legs away.