Bro, this is not olden times. We have lotion now. You're not back in the way of the water times, you know? God damn, bro.

Bro, is this like the Walking Dead or something? Like, it's really giving... Zombie, like, it's really giving you just came out to your grave. Like, you need some lotion, you need some Vaseline, you need some Aquaphor, you need some Eucerin.

I don't think we should go help him. He needs some Vaseline.

Damn! That shit, I don't know. That shit look like straight powdered doughnuts rolled on the kneecaps. Nah, bro. That fuckin' chalk toss *****. The fuck? ***** did the gritty off his kneecaps. Nah, bro. Damn! Even the socks got some ash on it. That shit crazy.

He got the powder on his leg!

Oh my God dude Have you heard of lotion and maybe shaving also what is that drink that is not mine that's weird as f**k Oh my God your socks they make me wanna barf clean them please wash your socks guys wash your socks

Ayy, cuh, I gotchu, I'm finna go to every single store location I have by my neighborhood and get you some goddamn cocoa butter. Man, matter of fact, fuck cocoa butter, boy, you need some goddamn gold bond, you need some goddamn suave, some dove. Boy, I gotchu though, I gotchu, no cap.

Oh my fucking god. Stop. What? Oh my god. What is going on? You're like ashes but I'm not gonna hold you man. Like you need some milk, some cocoa butter, something like that. Ew.

Please tell me that that's baby powder